who's your daddy?

Mum, why are your legs so stickly?

'Cos I shaved the hair off, and now it's growing back a bit prickly.

Why'd you shave your legs Mum?

Otherwise I'd have hairy legs like your Dad.

Well you've also got a hairy fanny like Dad's, Mum.

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Bye bye September, that's all I've got for you.