Just for laughs - I remember this going round on email a while ago, now apparently it's circulating on Facebook too. It's very silly, but worth the laugh.
Google your 1st name and 'needs' - i.e. molly needs ... I picked the best (there seemed to be many, many Molly Needs New Shoes - which is 100% spot-on naturally - but I think it must be a recently released book?)
Anyhoo, here goes:
1. Molly needs a new full-time Mom. (ja -haaaaaaaaaaa! could this be any truer?!)
2. Molly needs a favor. (baby-sitting anyone?)
3. Molly needs a 'do'. (mullet? afro? up-comb?)
4. Molly needs to be in brackish water. (wtf?)
5. Molly needs to be very afraid. (er.... )
6. Molly needs a wheelchair / cart. (when you gotta roll, you gotta roll)
7. Molly needs a smack. (oooo, a naughty one ... )
8. Molly needs leg amputation. (this explains no. 6)
9. Molly needs to go .. now. (but I'll hold it for a minute longer)
10. Molly needs SLEEP BADLY.