if I were ...

... less boob-brained I'd write one of the many posts I've got circling round in my brain. But as it is I'm far too blissed out on baby love and just a tad sleep-deprived, so here's a meme I copied from Julie - and literally copied, as you can see from the lack of CAPS. The answers are my own though!

 

if i were a month i’d be March

if i were a day i’d be a birthday

if i were a time of day i’d be 15h30

if i were a font i’d be Bookman Old Style

if i were a sea animal i’d be a Southern Right Whale

if i were a direction i’d be left

if i were a piece of furniture i’d be a squishy sofa

if i were a liquid i’d be tea

if i were a gemstone i’d be an opal

if i were a tree i’d be an oak

if i were a tool i’d be a spirit level

if i were a flower i’d be a frangi-pani

if i were an element of weather i’d be summer rain

if i were a musical instrument i’d be a drum

if i were a colour i’d be blue

if i were an emotion i’d be calm

if i were a fruit i’d be a cling peach

if i were a sound i’d be loud

if i were an element i’d be something shiny

if i were a car i’d be a silver

if i were a food i’d be lemon meringue pie

if i were a place i’d be a mountain river

if i were material i’d be 300 threadcount

if i were a taste i’d be cardamom

if i were a scent i’d be lemon

if i were a body part i’d be a hand

if i were a song i’d be Natural Mystic by Bob Marley

if i were a bird i’d be a sandpiper

if i were a gift i’d be just what you always wanted

if i were a city i’d be unhappy

if i were a door i’d be open

if i were a pair of shoes i’d be converse all stars

if i were a poem i’d be the one about the cherry blossoms by pablo neruda