I imagine you may have thought you'd never hear from me again.
Life, she is busy. She is fun, but busy.
So here's the thing: oddly it's when I'm hardly blogging that my followers numbers increase.
And I need 2 more.
I'm not at liberty to say why, but I know that's just boringly wanker-ish, so here's a couple of answers - you pick the one which works for you.
a) I've been given 1 week to live and my life's ambition is to have 188 random strangers following my blog
b) I'm working for an extra-terrestrial government and my mission is to get the number 188 in use as widely as possible
c) I made an oath 3 years ago that I'd stop blogging when I got to 188 followers and I'm sick of it now
d) 188 is my celestial-aura-tastic-astrological-birth-synchronastic number
e) I'm bored of the (baby) thumbnail gallery of pics in my followers block
f) I'm in need of a happy number (of which I'm assured 188 is one)
g) I've bought some shares
Roll on in lurkers.