... of my recent injuries:
On Friday I got kicked in the face. By accident naturally,
during a wild pre-bedtime game of, um ... Kick Mum in the Face as far as I can
make out.
Lesson learnt: those little heels are hard and also, never get in a bar fight. My face hurts.
On Saturday I stubbed my toe against the edge of the exhaust
pipe for Husband’s ‘project bike’ which was on the floor of the study because,
um ... that’s where it seems to live now? I lifted a big flap of skin and may
or may not have said bad words in
front of my children.
Lesson learnt: buy house with garage, make Husband live in
it (garage) and also, fuck.
On Sunday I moved the dog’s bed (made of a repurposed 4x4
tyre) and managed to drop it on my foot. I think I crushed one or more small
bones. I may have said some more bad
words.
Lesson learnt: get a chihuahua.
And also, feet are over-rated.
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